Helping Andy figure out the best way to kill all of his teammates.
He and I have an understanding of Video Game Cruelty Potential.
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
(Source: thefourthfireshadow, via ambifficus)
hey bear
let’s get Joe a copy of Mass Effect 3 as a late barfday present. it’s only 29 dollars until wednesday.
Nevermind. Fallout won’t work.
I wish I could at least get a refund. I’ve tried all that I can, and it freezes right before the character creation screen when Liam Neeson Dad reaches down at you.
Fuck the world. I was gonna have a lot of fun with this one, too. All the DLC and everything.
finally FINALLY got Fallout to work
so, I’m gonna be posting a lot of pictures from that.
Sharon Shepard. Just look at that sweet 20 paragon she has goin on.
she’s pretty
who’s she gonna romance?
*COUGHLIARAORTHANECOUGH*
I already have a romance with Thane. That was Caed. I was thinking of a successful romance with Kaiden instead of leaving him for Garrus since I haven’t done that yet. If not Kaiden than Liara.
Kaiden’s romance gets kinda annoying in the 3rd game; he gets incredibly clingy and jealous and his whole character just isn’t the same.
So I reloaded to kill of Jacob, right?
I did so by leaving Thane (Loyal) and Miranda (Disloyal) to hold the line, since last time Jacob (Disloyal) managed to survive doing so, and figured the only way to kill him was in the fall after defeating the baby Reaper.
So Jacob died, as planned.
BUT THEN I ONLY SAW TALI AT THE END
AND I PANICKED
but it’s cool Thane’s still alive, guys, don’t worry
Trying to combine the Fallout: New Vegas and Mass Effect mythologies together.
This should be interesting.
why am i writing fanfiction again?
This sounds delightful!
Sharon Shepard. Just look at that sweet 20 paragon she has goin on.
she’s pretty
who’s she gonna romance?
*COUGHLIARAORTHANECOUGH*
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via chicksdigthephoenix)
I named her after Sharon Needles cause I just finished re watching the first few episodes of RuPaul’s Drag race season 4 and I really liked Sharon. Sadly Needles wouldn’t fit too. I was going to make another male Shepard but the voice actor is so boring I decided I didn’t want to cause I really…
PICTURES NAO
It felt to me like they already decided Thane was going to die regardless, and they had to cook up some nonsense to justify how to get to that scene.
“I’m dying.” - Thane Kryos, Mass Effect 2
Zero sympathy whatsoever for anyone upset Thane’s mortal illness actually kills him in ME3.
Read my actual criticism. It’s not the fact that he died, it’s how he died and the way that it played out that’s the problem. It was devoid of any real emotional impact for me because of how cheap and badly written it was.
The actual fight was badly blocked, kung fu coolness aside. It made Shepard look completely incompetent, as a start. Watch carefully, after Thane knocks Kai Leng out with the biotic punch. There was ample time for Leng to be taken out before he got up to stab Thane. It can very well be argued that Thane was slow to finish him off because he was winded from exerting himself so hard. That’s reasonable. What isn’t reasonable is that there’s three other heavily armed people in the room who could have intervened at that point to finish Leng off, but didn’t. I can buy the squadmates not intervening—Squaddie #1 could have been securing the councilor, #2 could have been securing the door as rearguard. I can even buy them not interfering with the fight before that, because it was going down so quickly and they were afraid of friendly fire getting Thane.
But Shepard standing there like a slack-jawed idiot while Kai Leng is prone on the floor is not reasonable to me. This is the same Shepard that told squadmates to go put a bullet in Saren’s corpse to make sure he was dead, after she personally watched him shoot himself in the head in one scenario. Shepard’s not dumb enough to think the threat’s over just because the opponent’s on the floor, especially given that she knows damn well Thane isn’t at 100% and the exertion probably took a toll on him. If you want to bring alignment into the equation, there could have at least been a Renegade interrupt there to attempt to aid Thane. They could have even made it auto fail like the Paragon one to save Mordin.
tbh Kai Leng is just awful, period. Every scene he’s in smacks of this kind of stupidity. Thessia was even worse. Instead of building him up as a legit threat and foil for Shepard, they have to write everyone else to fail in order to prop him up. And yes, Thane deserves a better death than that, regardless of his health status.
(Source: sarenarterius)
Andy just bought Mass Effect 3
This is going to be exciting. :B
